thejokenobodygets:

“Uh huuuh..” Joker drawled out, his grin so all knowing.. well, they both looked to be holding the same kind of grin. Only hers was painted red.~

“And neither am I~… but I have heard some ah.. interesting things ‘bout youu tooo~” His voice lilting very playfully and sing-song like, and he looked ready to burst into giggles for some reason.

“Somethiiing bout a Harley boy.. Or, well.. your quack turned ah.. quackers~” He finally did giggle. “Y’know I used to have a Harley girl.. and ya know what happened to her.. riiiight, sissy~?”

“Harley~?” Jokette repeated, eyes narrowing slightly, though her Cheshire Grin remained the same. She showed too many teeth … “He’s, ah, somethin’ else, HUH?”

She rocked back and forth on her heels, hands behind her back. She seemed so painted, so false and chipped, like an old doll who had had too many owners. 

“But, ah, you know … a li-tt-le told me, you, ah, YOU are kinda busy yourself~”

thejokenobodygets:

clown-princessofcrime:

Jokette stared at him, holding the hammer away from him, stopping it dead in its tracks like he did. She tilted her head to one side and blinked. Gently, she pulled it from his grip and threw it aside. Nothing had worth to her, not really, and she could always get another giant hammer. 

” … I had thought you’d gone soft,” she said, narrowing brown eyes. “Like … I heard they FIXED ya … “

Jack leaned back and raised an eyebrow at her, narrowing his eyes.. “Who.. would you think.. could fix me? …You should know better than to believe whatever gossip you hear..”

His lips twitched, and his eyes started going a little darker right before her. “Let’s just say.. I might actually be a bit more screwy than even I thought I was..”

His mouth curled up in a grin suddenly, and he immediately darted forward to start circling HER.

“Soooo what‘ve you been up to, sister dear~?” The man purred, voice gradually changing to match hers in the odd pitch.. “Besides.. apparently.. worrying about lil’ ol’ me?”

Joker had slipped right out and taken over.

Jokette’s eyes widened and she grinned. Circling Joker right back, she licked the scars on the inside of her cheeks. 

“Oooh, just this and that, nothing to, ah … write home about,” she said. “You know me … I’m not one for … ” she licked her lips again, twerking her neck. “Plans.”

thejokenobodygets:

Jack normally took things like punches like a pro. But with his FEMALE SELF, heee wasn’t sure if he should TAKE it. So as she came at him, Jack found himself instantly shouting “Whoa whoa whoaaa!”

And then JUST as she was inches from him, BAM. His hands shot out, and grabbed the hammer too.

Hands slightly shaking as he gripped the hammer along with her, he stood his ground and STARED at it just inches from his head.

“Ah..What a lovely hammer you have there.. dear Sister.” He managed to get out.

Jokette stared at him, holding the hammer away from him, stopping it dead in its tracks like he did. She tilted her head to one side and blinked. Gently, she pulled it from his grip and threw it aside. Nothing had worth to her, not really, and she could always get another giant hammer. 

” … I had thought you’d gone soft,” she said, narrowing brown eyes. “Like … I heard they FIXED ya … “